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7/22 In case you haven't heard, Longhorn is called Windows Vista: http://www.microsoft.com/windowsvista/default.mspx \_ And like the flying car, it's always just around the corner... \_ I would like to preemptively proclaim my hatred of flying cars. The same fucking retards who drive around in 5000 pound SUV's while talking on cell phones, blast through crosswalks at 55 mph without looking and park on sidewalks (i.e. the American public) should NOT EVER be alowed to fly. They WILL park in trees over sidewalks, which will break causing even more pedestrian slaughter. They will park on roofs where it is unsafe, run into power lines causing outages, crash into office buildings (out of sheer stupidity at first, then the terrorists will start using them as bombs), get stuck in trees and have to be choppered out, and break down over crowded areas and crash like stones. FUCK FLYING CARS!!! \_ so trolled. \_ This is for you (mp3). link:tinyurl.com/89xnk -- ulysses \_ Go ahead and laugh. We'll see how funny you think it is when some fucker crashes their flying SUV into the side of YOUR house, or after a flying car parked in a tree falls and kills YOUR dog. |
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www.microsoft.com/windowsvista/default.mspx arriving 2006 formerly Windows codename "Longhorn" Bringing clarity to your world. Today we live in a world of more information, more ways to communicate, m ore things to do. There is more you can do and even more you can discove r Every day, millions of people around the globe rely on their Windows PC t o manage their increasingly digital lives. While familiar tools for mana ging digital information are powerful, today's world requires more. In today's digital world, you want the PC to adapt to you, so you can cut through the clutter and focus on what's important to you. Introducing Windows Vista It enables a new level of confidence in your PC and in your ability to ge t the most out of it. It introduces clear ways to organize and use information the way you want to use it. It seamlessly connects you to information, people, and devices that help you get the most out of life. VIDEO: Watch the name announcement for Windows Vista Windows Vista Beta Beta 1, targeted at developers and IT professionals, will be available by August 3rd 2005. |